we need to go back to the days of in-persom ticket purchasing only. I'd rather camp out in line than get robbed by bots like this.

there's a horrible alarm going off right above my desk at work. it's been happening since I clocked in. no one can make it stop and the electrician is 2 hours late. Then my Ethernet cable gave out. The universe is sending me very aggressive signs today.

not me, a fully employed 31 year old who contributes nothing to holiday meals at moms house, demanding a specific dish be served at Thanksgiving 🤣

there's something therapeutic about late night cig chats with a bartender at an empty bar.

should be sending my boss pleadings to review but instead I'm sending him memes on IG.

met a cute girl tonight. chatted for a long time. got her number. completely forgot how to flirt.

Today I complained a lot about having to stay with my parents while I heal from some injuries. Tonight I came back from work to a home cooked meal, clean laundry, and a hug. I take back everything I said.

I'm going to turn 32 in one hour and eight minutes. I thought for sure this would be the worst birthday of my life, but it wasn't. good friends and good drinks made it so amazing. #grateful

The highlight of 2025 was discovering I could buy a deck of all 7 of spades on Amazon and wow drunk strangers with my ability to "guess" their card. Best Bit of The Year.

I love that my birthday is New Year's Day. I go out the night before and celebrate with a billion people, fireworks, champagne, and midnight snacks. Then everyone sleeps in and I get to be alone and do whatever I want. This year, I'm having cake for breakfast.

going out to socialize but constantly thinking about a brownie in my fridge and wanting go home to it is the epitome of being 32

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I used to nanny for this family and I thought that they were the most conservative rich fucks. turns out they're super liberal and I wish I could go back and apologize for my misinterpretation that they were wildly unaware of.

I've been saying that a drunk makeout sesh in a dive bar would fix me. And I was right. It did.

Today's been tough for me for the past 16 years. I'm always grateful when it falls on a weekend. If you need me I'll be in my hidey hole 👋🏼

Something about a Sprite and little bag of Cheez-Its for breakfast that just kind of heals me.

We're getting to the age where those whim decision pets we got in our early twenties are coming to the ends of their lives. Even if I don't talk to you anymore, I think about all y'all's pets. All the time.

I have a playlist called "I don't like country music" and it's only the country songs I actually do like. it's 8 hours long.

I don't wanna work. I don't want to go out. I wanna play starview valley and listen to lesbian romance novels.

I was trying to figure out why I hadn't seen my favorite work shirt in a while and then I remembered they cut it off of me in the ambulance back in December. Still mad about it. No one told me I was gonna show up to the trauma unit NUDE. I would have at least shaved.