“Hello Twitter. I’m Vanda Jordan or Vanda Von Dunayev or whichever one takes your fancy”

- Vanda Jordan/Vanda von Dunayev - Not new to RP - Descriptive - MV - Read my extended bio for background - 18+ Please RT 🌹

“Where is everyone? Too scared to approach a Goddess?”

‘Really sexy huh? Or like erotic, if you’re into humiliation. Just thought I’d kinda get into the part. I mean it’s basically S&M, right?’

“I can’t understand you humans and your obsession with Venus. You say you love me but you paint me as a tyrant. Make up your mind!”

// I met Natalie Dormer this evening after seeing her in Venus in Fur again and I can’t get over it??

“Kiss my hand”

// I wish there was a Kushemski/Thomas I could RP with 😩

“Bring me my furs, Severin.”

“There’s something so intriguing about men. I feel as though I could watch them for hours.Fumbling about, all clueless and delusional...”

“You would my believe the fucking day I’ve had. I swear, guys on the subway need to keep their hands to them fucking self!”

“Well, well, well Mr. Novachek, don’t you look handsome?”

// Venus in Fur closed tonight. Moment silence for one of the best pieces of theatre to ever exist...