I honestly don't know if this is real.

Let's say a person has spent hours in a bath slowly drinking box wine and watching Taskmaster. Would you consider this a problem? Does this person need a new therapist?

Get to doctor's office for follow up on KNEE INJURY. Receptionist: "This says you're supposed to have a phone visit." Me: *bursts into tears*

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Dear Gen X: Please stop with the weird flexes like "DO YOU REMEMBER JENNYS NUMBER?" I just... If you're looking for generational connection there's a more meaningful way to do it. For instance: Do your back and knees hurt but you're pretty sure you'll never be able to retire?

A sure sign of chaos in a corporate environment isn't big problems, it's endless small ones. This shows a high stress level along with too much work and responsibility lumped onto too small a number of people.

This is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Apparently the NYT only has 3 kinds of journos: Terfs, Cops, and SUVs.

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