"There are two ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or be the mirror who reflects it." - Edith Wharton

"I can resist anything but temptation." - Oscar Wilde

Looking over the tulip fields. pic.x.com/m5lMAAWXLL

Hold on to whatever keeps you happy.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

Broke people party every day while rich people think of new ways to get richer. What the hell y'all celebrating? Being lame??

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point

"I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think." - Socrates

rt if ur the ugly friend

Silence is the best way to let someone know they did something wrong.

"The steeper the mountain the harder the climb the better the view from the finishing line." - Unknown

Everything will be okay in the end.

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method

The sun sinking into the sea. pic.x.com/Bt0H32Ght3

"Strength lies in differences, not in similarities." - Stephen Covey

Sometimes the best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.