I’m too deep into fantasy football that I have nightmares of losing.

Loser has to take it.

Hating the Brewers is so fake and manufactured. Smallest market in pro sports, no championships, no bad people on their team, mostly young guys and journeymen, and a fan base that just wants to drink beer and cheer for their team. It’s completely faux hate.

The worst part of this isn't losing, it's the fact that Cubs fans get to feel joy

A message from a Kindergarten teacher: After forty years in the classroom, my career ended with one small sentence from a six-year-old: “My dad says people like you don’t matter anymore.” No sneer. No malice. Just quiet honesty — the kind that cuts deeper because it’s

Sal Frelick has that booty on him.

Christian Yelich needs a haircut.

god Sal Frelick looks so hot these days, i’ll be the one who has it say it I guess

Freddie Freeman needs to stop with that dance.

fuck teams who can literally buy every good player on the face of the earth

I wanna murder this little motherfucker

This is all I can think of when they show Snell on the screen.

Please help me find my man 😭😭

Why do the Dodgers doing the lamest dance when they get a double

When I watch 167 games of Brewers baseball and wonder what the hell they are doing against the Dodgers in the NLCS.

I switched “6,7” to be “sloppy, stinky” in my classroom and it’s hilarious hearing them counting “1,2,3,4,5, sloppy, stinky, 8,9,10”

4 sentence horror story: Joey Ortiz up next

Hi I made a new twitter Erin M

Milwaukee would be a top 1 city if the whole place looked like this

Love when men wear slutty little shorts.