Me: Time for a relaxing sunday! Netflix: You should watch this anime "A Silent Voice" Me 2 hours later sobbing on the floor: ShoukoOoOoOoOo!!!

Back in my day inorder to see Neon Genesis Evangelion we had to buy a priated DVD copy on eBay and pay for international shipping. Now it's on Netflix. Have some respect for your elders.

Fyi: Don't call me right now. I can't send/receive calls or check my voicemail.

Funky Cold Medina is a song about a transphobic guy that date rapes women and abuses animals. Can it please not play at every event I go to this summer.

Standing directly in front of the fan on a hot and crowded train platform is a sociopathic tendency. Watch those people.

Apparently for the past 5 1/2 years I talked to my kitty in the voice of Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal.

Going to Disney. Postings videos to Instagram maybe. Much excitement.

Call me old fashioned but the sun and the moon are demons and we should fear them. Look, I respect the sun because it at least has the decency to conduct it's business in the day time, but the moon I don't... facebook.com/10000489972281…

Me: Have you heard of synchronous poops? Them: No. Me: You haven't heard of the #metoo movement?

Why does every movie these days need a love story plot? I just want a fun movie that doesn't spend a third of the time trying to get me to care about whether or not 2 people are going to fuck.

I'm caught between feeling angry over the JK Rowling tweet and feeling vindicated. I have been trying to convince people JK was a transphobe for months now.

Elm Street Taproom, riddle me this: two mugs, earned 10 seconds apart, punched in by the same the same manager, yet they're not in order. I smell foul play. #Mug69gate

Shouldn't the owner of this mug be drinking out of it *right now* if, in theory, it was earned tonight Elm Street Taproom? #Mug69gate

hadn't been earned as of yesterday... Elm Street Taproom

Foul play, I say Elm Street Taproom

I hope this isn't the apocalypse. I have been telling my dad for years that all his guns are dangerous and completly unnecessary for home defence. If society breaks down now and I have to go to him for protection I'll never hear the end of it.

#InstagramModels; Make wearing a facemask cool so young people will start doing it.

I always thought I was a Ravenclaw. Apparently what really am is a Death Eater because right now I feel like burning down Hogwarts. #JkRowlingIsOverParty

Napping is sleeping with a t-shirt on.

Thinking of starting a political group that works in the shadows to advance our queer agenda. We are LGBTQAnon. Join us on our new app, Ballroom. #queer #lgbt #lgbtqanon