when more vaccination appointments are added

McConaughey auditioning for Voldemort

I love saying “Absolutely not” Saying “No” just isn’t dramatic enough for me

Am I imagining this or at one point in time couldn’t you “search” on your emoji keyboard instead of scrolling through them???? Or am I making this up in my head ??

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

hot girl summer for me is just sweating through all of my clothes

i know things are busy and life is crazy but please don’t forget to celebrate yourself when you get a chance to slow down. don’t move so fast that you take for granted how much you’ve accomplished and how far you’ve come.

y’all ever postpone a fit, like nah let’s save this for a better day

The Cajun Navy is the Louisiana Avengers.

Two things that are uniting a divided world: 1) Cheering on Dog the Bounty Hunter to find Brian Laundrie before FBI does. 2) Hoping Britney Spears is released from her conservatorship, and her family and team is thrown in prison for life.

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

Joe Burrow every single play

other ppl: did u eat ? southern ppl: jeet ?