Im the type to creep on my work crush’s FB page again n again just cause.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

If someone says: I’ll be there in two shakes of the devils tail How fast is that? 👀

I wonder if the middle of September is still too early for a Halloween movie marathon?

Why did I think this AD was for the newest season of AHS..

the worst feelings gotta be recognizing someone & not remembering their name, what’s cold is ppl go thru life not gaf

Honestly it always be the adhd to blame

Periodt

Funding for a scientific study? Anyone?

Why does it feel like celebs pump out bbys faster than normal? It feels like I just saw RiRi on a bridge in a puffy jacket yesterday.. now she got two kids

I remember the days I used to be excited for an iPhone release.. Now..? Who cares?

Ya wanted to play w/ wolves 🐺 that’s why you got ate mf

Oop, there it is..

Start thinking “life’s easy” and feel the vibe out

Gorl He can’t even buy you the ring but you want him to propose.. WHEW CHILE. 😮‍💨 These priorities