Keeping presents a secret is a hard task for me

Me when I can hear people chewing:

Look where the first guy lands😂

when i wake up from a “quick” nap & it’s dark outside

Feel like pure shit just want this challenge back x #loveisland #loveislanduk

my self-control disappears when it comes to:

little miss thinks she can handle it until she is in her room all night crying her eyes out

how tight my budget is for the rest of the year

Since #ImACeleb is now over, ITV will no doubt be in the process of casting for Celebrity Big Brother. Below is a list of people I want to see in the #BBUK house in March and exactly WHY I want to see them in there. Strap yourselves in and take note! @itvx @itv Big Brother UK a thread🧵

how bad do you need a vacation? me:

Me forcing people to make pinkypromise pic.x.com/fDYdQiktEW

Someone: are you seriously going to cry because you're stressed ???? Me:

The bombshells we need 🤭 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

Me looking through my snap memories at 2 am

Dear airport, I miss you & cant wait to see you...😘

“How’s your sleep schedule?” Me: