part of me wants to get ice cream part of me wants to sell everything i own, adopt a dog, retreat into the woods, grow a garden, take up yoga, become a beekeeper, knit a sweater and just call it a day

My favorite thread

Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: cnn.it/2RRINIQ

6-year-old: Can the people at the Super Bowl see the commercials? Me: No. 6: Then why do they go? Me: Nobody knows.

True Minnesotan. Video by Monica Nhep.

Here’s a thread of Joe Jonas as Doritos ✨

7-year-old: Do you know what sound butterflies make? Me: They don't make any sound. 7: *enraged butterfly shriek*

W ⭐️ O ⭐️ R ⭐️L ⭐️ D C H A M P I O N S #OneNationOneTeam

There have been eight total Women's World Cups. Here's how U.S. Women's National Soccer Team has performed in each of them: 1991: 🏆 1995: 🥉 1999: 🏆 2003: 🥉 2007: 🥉 2011: 🥈 2015: 🏆 2019: 🏆 U.S. Men's National Team: 1930: 🥉 Tell me again why the U.S. Women's National Team is paid less? #USAvNED

Tobin Heath making a confetti angel and saying “I am never getting up” is a whole entire mood. #USWNT

lmao Fox News just went live from a bar in France after the #USWNT win and people started shouting "Fuck Trump" on air😂😂

When someone says you shouldn’t open another bottle 🍷 #TheBachelorette Hannah Brown

So far this summer I’ve been mistaken as the sister and the mom of the kids I nanny.... they’re going into 6th and 2nd grade 🙃

followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted

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A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻