Bought a watermelon with the intent of being healthy this week, and my dad immediately suggests we pour a bottle of vodka inside of it. Can’t say I didn’t try

Retweet if you think public health decisions should be based on science, NOT politics.

Is it just me or does dinner taste better when it’s eaten on the couch

Excuse my anger but it’s a real coward move for store employees to still attend to the customers who aren’t wearing a mask

Donald Trump knew. He lied to us for months. And while a deadly disease ripped through our nation, he failed to do his job — on purpose. It was a life or death betrayal of the American people.

I get annoyed at the daily marketing emails I get after buying something online, but it still takes me 8 to 10 weeks to simply click “unsubscribe”

“Dr. Fauci doesn’t sugarcoat his words and refuses to be pressured by politicians. He delivers the truth, as difficult as it may be to hear, earnestly and with one goal: to save lives,” Jimmy Kimmel writes #TIME100 ti.me/3coichN

Hit a harsh milestone of adulthood today

15+ cars in the Dunkin’ drive thru and not one person in line inside. This is 2020 and this is America

Trump and Republicans held a mask-less, crowded, superspreader event at the White House in order to jam through a Supreme Court justice who may strike down the Affordable Care Act in the middle of a pandemic. Doesn’t get more on brand than that.

In these tense political times, I should keep these controversial opinions to myself... but candy corn is a great candy

It’s pathetic how I feel so put together when I wear leggings instead of sweatpants

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Small joys in a pandemic: finishing laundry and having all your favorite sweatpants ready to be worn again

I want what the people who can stop themselves after one serving of cheezits have

I reached a new level of lazy: left my credit card at the bar on Saturday and I haven’t gone back to get it

Dads will do the morning Dunkin’ coffee run and act like an online retailer

My toxic trait is eating my leftovers as soon as I get home

No one talks about the ab workout when you’re standing in the city bus trying not to fall over

When you thought the DoorDash driver was kidding about taking your picture