life was so simple when i had gigantic posters from these magazines plastered all over my walls like a shrine and now i live paycheck to paycheck

thank you Dr Pepper 🫶🏻🥤🎂

250 years later, our eyes once again turn to Philadelphia to free us from the yolk of tyranny.

Bye Jan!

Happy gift of gumbo day to all who celebrate 🥣

today is her day

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

"you can tell jesus that the bitch is back" rocked a nation

getting severed so my innie can listen to diet pepsi for the first time

Small minds discuss people... average minds discuss events... great minds discuss CELEBS!

Reminiscing and crying while looking at the campwillmamis instagram because I can’t go this year and I am so so sad

Me walking into the bathroom labeled women at the Kelsea Ballerini concert and seeing urinals

My mom only knows Stephen A Smith from General Hospital and was shocked to find out he’s more widely known for his career in sports

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

I went to my old school today for field day and got to see so many former students and families and it was the best day!!! I felt like a celebrity ✨

I just can't believe Jojo Siwa is dating Chris Hughes. Can someone rap to lighten the mood

how are you guys listening to all these new songs. im still not over lights by ellie goulding

YOU BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

jesse plemons clapping for michael b. jordan’s oscar win. it all comes back to Friday Night Lights