My Billy Madison "Shampoo vs. Conditioner" bit was received with critical acclaim. They were riveted. instagram.com/p/bueWEXKiV9/

My boy! youtube.com/watch?v=V0D8V0…

He's in.

Sportsmanship instagram.com/p/eD7MSVKifd/

Cool Story: The guy next to me is trying to set the world record for talking too loud for the longest period of time.

Topics include: The Ever-increasing Price of Seafood At Outback Steakhouse, The Process of Laser-cutting Car Keys, How To Bunt.

Based on what I’m seeing two doors down: If you beat up your landlord, you get to move out.

@RBC_Onion 10 years running…

For $120.6M, I could easily throw five interceptions.

Date Night. @ The Lincoln Theatre instagram.com/p/fLeY0xqiff/

Oh yeah. That time we went to the Pet Store to BUY A FISH. instagram.com/p/fgr18KqiYC/

@melodyboyleston Jason VanDorsten Mine is “FDA Approved”. Get it straight.

"Someday, I'll be like you, Dad? I'll have big hands and crazy hair? And sing songs?" @ Cosi instagram.com/p/hOeMfWKiar/

Go, People! instagram.com/p/hum7lkKiQU/

Tea Cups used to be fun. @ Fantasyland instagram.com/p/ibaczyqies/

This is morning @ Marathon Key instagram.com/p/ioJLXcqidl/

THIS JUST IN: @RBC_Onion still refusing to utilize readily available spellcheck on all devices. #apocalypse

@spconde19 I heard he pays top dollar to get those OUT OF THE HANDS OF ALL PEOPLE.

You wish you had the guts to listen to this song on purpose. instagram.com/p/k7BitKKicn/

The Real California @ Joshua Tree National Park instagram.com/p/rp9kLyqiUf/