So glad I ain’t come across anigga who break phones cause ion even play like that😭😂

I want a husband so we can lay in bed and google things together and drink water

a bum’s fantasy

This a lot of you niggas fr 🧏🏾‍♂️ thinking you got bread 🥖 whole time you niggas in a pickle 💯👌🏾

being a bm don’t even fit my aesthetic

Don’t be surprised when the career, the man, the income, and the peace all meet you at the same time. You’re walking into your “everything at once” season.

You will now see the real inconsistency.😭

unpopular opinion: unless we’re married (or engaged at the earliest), i’m not living with you.

😊 this!!

I want a seafood boil.

How I’m finna act when the love of my life finally puts a ring on itttt 😜😭💍

working eight hours a day doesn’t sound bad until you realize it’s not just eight hours, it’s your energy before work, your recovery after work, and the version of yourself that’s too tired to show up anywhere else

When he puts me on a loyalty test but I pass cos he sent the ugly friend

DMV meteorologists after lying to us again

The worst lip gloss in history like why is it so messy???

just made some shit up in my head, I’m so mad rn

Niggas think you wanna use them for shit you do on a regular Tuesday with your friends