The cops got Beto out of there about 100x faster than they got the shooter out of the elementary school

me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it

Have I introduced you guys to my Fiancée? ☺️💍❤️ #isaidyes Daniel Kountz

a dog, switzerland, 15th century

Swallowed pancake too quickly

abolish green peppers they are bland no flavor bad

if I was born the same time as Isaac Newton I would’ve discovered gravity before him idk that’s just me

mentally i am here

wait but how was the thneed so environmentally destructive if one scarf could be used for so many things like that’s reducing consumption is it not

emails are so fun!

This is still the coldest Nae Nae in history

when man or muppet comes on

Thanks, Harry!

RIP Twitch 💔 x.com/tweetsbybran/s…

Now: Pro-Palestinian rally in Washington, D.C.