“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

this is like the houston version of the waffle house index

lookalike contest for all 3 in my room tonight

smartest thing i ever did was decide that he was MY MAN when he used to shave his head like he was the last air bender

seeing everyone at my work realize bad bunny is super fine and sexy like bro i have been telling y’all this for ages. back off. you had your chance.

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

State Rep. Gina Hinojosa wins the Democratic primary for Texas governor and will face current Governor Greg Abbott in the general election.

State Representative Gina Hinojosa has won the Democratic Governor primary in Texas. She will run against Trump loyalist Gov. Greg Abbott in the general election.

James Talarico has won the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in Texas. He is a former public school teacher running to take on corruption and extremism in Washington, DC.

“batman couldn’t get this info outta me” i promise you if you work in a customer facing job for a month you’ll learn people just willingly divulge information like this with 0 prompting

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

type of shit your university builds when you're about to graduate

also idk who controlling the weather but they got this bitch on shuffle

Girl… literalmente lo amo desde que se veía así

bro this is the most INSANE face card to ever exist