just shotgunned a la croix i’m ready to party 🙂

Mama Bear: The porridge is ready Papa Bear: Perfect let’s leave for a couple of hours

this comic is one of my favorite pieces of art ever

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

hamlet: to be, or not to be! schrödinger: this dude fuckin gets it

How it started How it’s going

If you knew me in grade school, no you didn’t.

the plots for Finding Nemo and Taken are nearly identical and no one talks about this enough

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

best ornament award goes to

I gotta know. Are your gifts from Santa wrapped or unwrapped?

Is your first birthday actually your second birthday?

chicken nuggets.

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

Harry Montgomery wanted to be FRANK at ask Elise Eckstein to PROM🌭

Too much focus on favorite colors. I want to know peoples LEAST favorite color. The color they hate.

not everyone can say they have this ❤️

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself” shut up. That’s not true at all. Have you ever seen a really big wasp.

Remember that tomorrow could be the day where you find a new favorite song. Or fall in love with a new TV show. Or realize something that will change you for the better. When you're getting lost in "what ifs", remember that lots of wonderful things could happen to you anytime.

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