This thread is absolute gold 👌🧵

These #Bears are built different than last year. So far, they look really good in all three phases of the ball.

Green Bay is winning this time of possession. Not good. #HTTC #Commanders #WashingtonCommanders

The Eagles have clearly supplanted the Chiefs as the new “darlings” of the NFL. The league will refuse to do anything that could be a disadvantage to their precious birds and their success. They will let them do whatever they want and protect them at all costs. Embarrassing.

Yeah, DQ’s tone didn’t exactly sound encouraging….

Dear NFL Officiating, you're making this sport unwatchable. And I'm referring to a game where I don't have a dog in the fight. You're overdoing it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Up and down first half, defense needs to step up. Feed Bill. Trust in Luke.

Giants fans are always like “why is Jayden always smiling and laughing after every play?” Meanwhile, their favorite QB:

Here's my thing on Treylon Burks – Quinn likes players who are "dogs". I wouldn't describe TB's playing style, since coming into the league, as playing with the high motor and competitiveness that comes with playing "like a dog". Maybe they can bring it out in him; time will tell

Dear Josh Harris. When you build the new Washington Commanders stadium, please have the end zones face North to South, not East to West. This is awful.

Aaaaaaalllrighty then!

I don’t know if I was ready for how great the uniforms look tonight. I was excited and looking forward to it, but man, these look great. Washington Commanders #RaiseHail

If any Bears fan watched that win against the Eagles and still thinks they’re the best team in the league, you have worms for brains. You can’t watch that performance by Caleb and not be worried about what you saw. He has to be the most inaccurate QB in the league.

After two weeks of practice. Could you imagine a whole offseason?!

The Bears fans, in the last two years, have become the most annoying and insufferable fan base in the NFL. Maybe other NFC North teams have always felt this way and we're just now learning this, but they're the absolute worst.

Question…. Does everyone in the world have a cold right now 🤧?