I'm so chill to the point you may feel like you can try me, don't do it

Teach me how to catch cow... I no dey follow una catch fish

Wetin elder sit down see, small pikin lie down for bed goggle am

Le$bian dey take man power to knack another le$bian keh🤨

What's not meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you learn to let go.

Yesterday harmattan, today rain, tomorrow heat, which Season wey dey sef?... Abi na assorted season

Pray to be married to someone who chooses you on the days you are hardest to choose, not just on the days when everything feels easy and both of you are at your best.

Normalize using words like colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client. Not everyone is your friend.

All of una sabi return bad energy, but to return good wey dem do for una na there wahala dey

Smell good every day, even if you're not going anywhere.

How u go do blood money buy only one Lexus🤨...Waste of blood

"All man for himself" sounds like a joke until you're at your lowest... You go scroll contacts tire

Dear ladies, stop telling your friends that your boyfriend can knack and suck. If you don't stop, they will taste your boyfriend.

Cut them off silently. They know exactly what they did, trust me.

Nobody go give you wetin you deserve, na you go use werey collect am...

You go think say na real love until you turn old taker

Who you dey look up to online fit never chop, and might even be broker than you

Shey na this generation of boys and girls wan be future parents🤨...Omo dem go use pikin school fees buy Cana and dsp

Before u call a man 'stingy' consider yourself a 'beggar'

Sorry, I stopped texting you. You no look like who go fit buy me original adidas sneakers after I buy you wig