Ich mach mir einen Termin bei der Psychotherapie. 9 Monate Wartezeit. Ist glaube ich wie bei einer Schwangerschaft.

if u tryna be like dis hmu

This is the best picture of all time

Starting to think no one is balancing real life and that lose streaking isn't actually a viable strat.

your path is blocked

schon sehr heartbreaking für hertha in der wichtigsten series des jahres reverse sweeped zu werden

could be us

Me: Before we go in, do I look high? Friend: Na you’re good! Me:

MrBeast challenged The Rock to a $100K charity game of rock paper scissors

The only kinda birthday cake I want from now on

i secretly get jealous but it’s fine, you’re not mine anyway.

when things really hurt you, they make you quiet.

mfs gonna say “new year, new me” then hop on league of legends for 8 hours