Who doing the adlibs now?

How do y’all drive with tints. I almost crashed

Yeahhhhhhhhhh I just had a dog sniff me while I’m sitting at my gate. Yeahhhhhhhhh something feels racist.

Me watching TSA check people’s bags as I try to actually board the flight.

“Yeah we got tsa here they are going to be doing RANDOM checks” Indian couple at the gate:

Dear love, Don’t text “how are you” to check up on me.Ask me what my goals are. Maybe then I won’t give you a dry ass answer. Ima always be good at the end of the day. -management

I’ve been slippin. Haven’t talked to the main in my Rolodex in a minute. I need to fix that. Put me back in Coach 🥺

NOTIF……. NOTIFY HER ANYWAY DAMMIT.

In the whip listening to sizzla

Just seen like 5 camera men in planet fitness. Guess they getting ready for something diabolical

Drink the ooze Drink the ooze DRINK THE OOZE

Stfu before I eat a nature valley crunch bar in your bed. #Respectfully

WENDYS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 4 fo 4.