Fukk I really hate when girls kry!!!!

how cool i am on you hoes

When I say the light of god shines upon me I don’t mean it in a religious way I mean it like this

12 years ago, lana del rey released her debut single ‘video games’.. lives were changed. x.com/likesxthrty/st…

the love is never ending

me when two Trader Joe's employees bag my groceries together

me when i walk out of cafe du monde

Bella Hadid:

tell the truth…

Normie roommate OD’d on edibles again. Awesome start to the year.

I LOVE SPOOOKY BLACKKK AAAAAGGH *Flashes tiddies*

How it feels saying “Girls are on their way” to the pregame

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means ♥️

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

quit eating pad thai with the bad guys and come eat pad see ew with a dude who’s nice to you