“Flying Seal Pup,” by artist Michelle Miron-Rebbe

I once got so mad at my mom I used a broomstick and a blanket to pack like this and I distinctly remember deciding one of the few belongings I had to take with me was the Shrek 2 DVD

The way I saw this on Monday and it actually worked

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

should i kill my self

frank zeppo james earl jones voice: yoda. I love that guy

"whimsy" is becoming kind of "epic bacon" to me and i need you guys to cool it

In 2017 an Estonian reporter tried to interview a deer. This was the result

THATS NOT MAMA!! They metamorphosize into Isabella tiger moths!! That is a fellow baby not mama

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

listening to music for airports on the bus . i don't give a fuck

5yo just told me the promotional reel playing in the cheese department at the grocery store is the best movie she’s ever seen. May have overdone it on the no screens thing

i played a song by the front bottoms in the car with my mom the other day and she very politely waited until the song was over to say, “that song sucked”