Dad, “Yeah Ro?” How exactly does Santa see us, does he look through our cameras? “No bud, he does not use our cameras.” Humm ok… but then how does he see us? “Magic.” Really… magic, but how does it work, like how does magic work? “You will have to ask him when you get older.”

Hey dad, “Yeah Ro” I told Santa to bring me a snowmobile though magic and he said yes! “👀”

🤌🫡

Expert says who? Those who proclaim their mastery seldom possess it. Rivers flow uphill, only the dead have lived and time is a circle. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

It’s a feature not a bug.

Here Rowan drink that one, said mom, Ew no mom he has germs, Well I have germs Rowan Yeah mom! But I like your germs.

Can someone please make dumb household appliances that don’t connect to anything and are easy to repair? I’ll pay extra.

Imogen, “I luv ya buns dad”

Imogen - “I luv ya ears dad”

Who comes up with this stuff and can we fire them immediately? Thomas Massie

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

It’s Christmas in February

Imogen, dad I need a pink car, get me a pink one,

This.

Wes - wow dad you stayed up late, you are old you must be tiered. Hah thanks Wes.

Preach it

I find it unsettling and disingenuous that my engagement with other people makes them money. It’s a conflict of interest that I am having trouble reconciling. Personal social media accounts in general should have nothing to do with monetization.

33 years ago, the NSA with the Clipper Chip tried to make backdoors the standard. Activists, cryptographers, and civil liberties advocates pushed back and won. The lesson still stands: strong encryption must protect users, not undermine them. The threats are the same today. Were