Devin Nunes is the Brian Kilmeade of the Impeachment show. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot

I expected Trump to get Covid but never in a million years did I imagine he’d spend the last month campaigning on psychoactive steroids. Well played 2020, well played.

18-month-old: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Me: WHAT'S WRONG?!? 18mo: Dada, I loud! *resumes screaming #parenting #toddlerlife

You know we effed up when Merkel’s cracking jokes at our expense

Embarrassing even for Florida

From now on the only time I want to hear about trump is in relation to the words “Charged” and “Convicted”

This episode has EVERYTHING: abs, crying, party bus, D&D, acceptance, splits, kung fu, and more crying #CWKungFu

I had some legitimate political discourse with the cashier and now I’M THE ONE banned from Dollar Tree?!?

3yo: I want Crunchberries! Me: No, it’s nothing but sugar and crap. 3yo: Like your face. #parenting

The beginning of the end of my HBO Max subscription…

We need less gun control. If all those kids were armed that guy would've been stopped in his tracks. Also, there would be a lot more recess.

Growing the economy is a great idea! Why didn't Obama think of that? #SOTU

I'm waiting on Ted Nugent's response. #SOTU

I'll be live streaming my rebuttal after finishing this bottle of tequila. #GOPResponse

Pink smoke from Vatican chimney signals fabulous new pope.

Guys who drive old schoolbuses as their personal cars are always the last people you want to see anywhere near a kid. #venicebeach

facebook.com/media/set/?set… Photos from #occupycentral in #hongkong last night, Oct. 1st. National Day in China.

Well that was a sobering documentary on Australia. #MadMaxFuryRoad