If you’re fine with your children undergoing active shooter drills every year but lose your shit over them potentially seeing the pride section at Target, you make no sense and are staggeringly unfit for parenthood.

you know my mum had my at 35. which meant that puberty for me, was menopause for her. at the same time that is, and... i don't recommend that. for a couple years it was a warzone in this house

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON

I don't think they understood they were making history

antidepressants

19 years ago today, the pilot of desperate housewives was released. that’s history.

He chose Theresa over Faith??? #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor x.com/dropoutninja/s…

UNLV students were in the middle of finals. They were about to go home for the holidays; their parents were probably planning fun things to do with their kids in town—Christmas lights, nutcracker markets, or Santa pictures with younger siblings. For those who have now just lost

"Girl" is also gender-neutral, to me. 😭

You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

“girl what” is gender neutral to me

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me:

why’d everyone turn 24 and just decide to start running half-marathons what’s going on

Did she stutter?

BREAKING: Mike Pence has announced that he cannot in good conscience vote for Donald Trump. Retweet to make sure every American sees this clip.

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

He was a fucking podcaster