Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

I can’t wait for you to be better. I need you in my life. You’re the biggest asshole I know, and you’re the only thing that makes sense to me.

I have replaced all the dragons in Skyrim with the state of Ohio.

We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.

We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.

All I want in life is to marry someone who writes for ClickHole. Plz DM me with relationship applications😘

Absolutely no one: Me all month of October:

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Happy Dakota Days!

Just doing our part to keep Verm safe... #VFDLive

D-Days? More like W-Days.

Tell us you got kicked out of a party without actually telling us you got kicked out of a party...we're onto you and your "anonymous online report." *We make our own observations in these cases and decide if action is necessary.*

I may be a girl with huge tits, but first and foremost; I am a hater

'This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,' said Toad. Frog looked through the window. 'Toad, you are right,' said Frog. 'It is a mess.' Toad pulled the covers over his head.

Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.

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