Ok so I been breathing Montana air for a few hours.. and I juhh wanna say. I bought a house. I live in Montana now. Leave me alone.

i be like “nah my parents didn’t pass on any weird habits to me” then show up to the airport 5 hrs early

My dog be sighing like she been at work all fucking day or something

CAN YOU HELP? Reno Police are looking for a missing 12-year-old girl who has not been seen since walking away from Swope Middle School earlier today. Sagan Elias is described as a 12 year old female, 5’2” tall, 60 lbs, long light brown hair, and hazel eyes.

Lexi Fez

Nah if you go to the gym AFTER work you strong as hell

one thing about me is i WILL unbutton my pants & sit in a restaurant w my fly down for maximum comfort

Limebikes in Reno walked so that Bird Scooters could run

BRO MY FLIGHT TO VEGAS GOT CANCELLED WHAT THE FUCK.