mentally i’m here

when someone i’m eating with gets a pickle on the side

gonna start back releasing music soon the old town road money running out

“I have spoken to the leader of the forest city, his name is Smokey. He carries a shovel. He’s a wonderful man. He hates cigarettes.”

Me texting my friends when I’m on a first date

My dad just asked me what day of the week thanksgiving is on this year.........

Fuck 2020

Just checked the Santa Tracker. He’s at her house. Right now. Fuck my life man. 💔

I wish I was at a bowling alley right now with a vodka soda and a karaoke machine

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

Seriously moving to Florida, see ya later maine

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

Not to be soooo dumb but like. Where does the candle go when it burns