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This woman be harrrrd !!!! .Matter wey nobody want talk she talk am simple .

This Burna boy video will forever remain valid. 😂😂😂

Null Women: Men are horrible, we want change! Company: Proceeds to make changes, no more men Women: This is horrible and we hate this! Company: Why? Women: The problem is still there.

If you’re reading this tweet, go to a pharmacy and check your blood pressure.

No one will ever love you exactly how you want...💯💯

Women empowerment is such a pointless thing. Because those empowered women then spend the rest of their lives looking for men more empowered than them.

“Men are simple”

> walk around your city catching pokémon > game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not > 30 billion scans later > niantic owns a more detailed map than any government > sells game for $3.5B > spins off a spatial AI company > your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure >

Dr Penking™ Marry a virgin for your peace of mind

ladies who kiss and tell disgust me… “this boy I chop am” you chop me and so what?

Bungalows don’t have to be boring. Modern residence in Morocco

Your bosses at work will take care of them. Dw about them at all, they’re fine. Worry about yourself. 😂

"Boys are slowly hitting 35, unmarried and unbothered" The Boys every night:

BREAKING — Cameroon’s President Paul Biya has named his son, Franck Emmanuel Biya, as Vice President, Head of the Armed Forces and Minister Delegate at the Defence Ministry under a decree dated April 4, 2026.

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already

Bitch niggas are born, not made

I tried explaining this to someone before, but it never quite landed. Maybe this video will make it clearer. Learn to guard your soul carefully. Be intentional about what you allow in.