if i had a boyfriend i would make him lotion my body after every shower

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

I named my dildo Tofu because it’s a meat substitute

He’s gonna tell everyone you were a psycho anyway, babe. Cause a scene.

I love a man that doesn’t post. Yes! Shutup!

#iLoveWomenWithBrownAreolas

Darius 🇺🇸🦅 World of Science somehow you guys have no problem with women getting bbls and boob enhancements fillers etc but when a transwoman wants to tuck their dick in all of a sudden it’s a mental and ethical issue.

i actually love sexual tension more than sex.

Ready for me?

men underestimate how much women love being manhandled

can I play with it?

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me: