I have a few questions Texas Senate Republican Caucus - Will the Ten Commandments in the classroom be in the original Hebrew? - Will prayer mats be available during prayer time for our Muslim students? - What do you recommend our Buddhist students read during "bible study" time? #churchandstate

Hmm... still no blue tick. I guess I'm neither rich nor famous. #TwitterBlueTick #ImStillMe

Getting tired of all these shootings... teepublic.com/t-shirt/157728…

Fashion over Facism every damn time etsy.com/listing/147380…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Do you even care? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Watch me try to use a staple remover for wood turning. youtube.com/watch?v=QMGJK8… #woodturning #willitturn #knottypleasures #dumbwaystodie

Looking good Buddy Runyan

It's only a coup of it comes from the coup d'etat region of France. Otherwise, it's just an effervescent insurrection.

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Dead. Everyone. Dead.

Twitter's new logo...

I'm wondering what cheese Domino's Pizza uses to make their double cheese so thin.

Ah... America. Home to the Great White Dope. teepublic.com/t-shirt/497403… #TrumpArrest #TrumpArraignment #mugshot #IQ45 #justice

No, I'm not in a snarky mood today. Not at all...

Every time I stumble back onto this site I feel like I need to be drinking something stronger than coffee from this forgerycollection.etsy.com/listing/155147… #ForFoxSake #DoomScrolling

I hear that if you look at a broadway stage and whisper "hypocrisy" three times, you'll be visited by Boebertjuice... #LaurenBoebert #BeetlejuiceGropeFest #NotADragQueen #GOPHypocrisy

A new data poisoning tool lets artists fight back against generative AI - technologyreview.com/2023/10/23/108…

He knows when you've been sleeping... He knows where you're awake... forgerycollection.com/product/big-br… #BigBrother #HappyHolidays #Christmasgifts

Dear Elon... teepublic.com/t-shirt/534759…