ouh hasubandt, im off to za unknown. do not rook for me, or else you wirr farr in rove wiz me once again

imagine getting stabbed and drowned here

Lifeuu is kirring me

are you telling me this banana wants to be bread

i just found out i was pronouncing superlatives incorrectly(⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's the worst kind of embarrassment

that one crab that managed to claw his way out of the bucket is now a proud house owner living it up in japan

i almost bypassed the tariffs by getting groceries from japan via the philadelphia experiment but this is an epic fail :(

when you live a human life for a while and you pay attention to the details with child like curiosity you start to notice the fragments of information you collected start to align itself to the lining of the

this is where i keep your data

2hr long meeting on a friday got me like

i think they sold me a fake one

can i come over and stare at you like this

climaxing never felt like little death to me more like full body screenshot then factory reset lobotomy

everything is connected

tetris blocks have NAMES

apparently my body couldn't pick a struggle so i am now suffering both migraine and cramps all day. shooting my uterous then my head for pain relieving purposes.