Stitch it on a pillow and carve it in marble.

Remember this case? So it turns out the cop - Matthew Farwell - has just been federally indicted for murdering Sandra and staging it to look like a suicide.

NEW Harris rolling out a major policy proposal today: Having Medicare cover long-term care at home Idea is to help millions of seniors & people w/disabilities -- and their family caregivers too Announcement to come on “The View” huffpost.com/entry/kamala-h…

Yes, this please. This.

I don’t know if this is interesting, but I met Godfrey after a comedy show once and he kissed me and then made fun of me for being weirded out that he kissed me.

What you think are autism behaviors might just be…. magic. So helpful.

You all know that the past tense of drag is dragged, not drug, right? Just making sure.

A young ‘un at my company is thinking about law school and she asked me if we could chat. She started asking me for advice about *applying* to law school. I was like oh girl, I am too old to help you. I applied to law school 22 years ago. I have no idea about anything.

This person’s will says “each child of my sister or I.” Sometimes “me” is the word you’re looking for, people, even if you’re trying to sound fancy.

Let’s talk about something else.

And the past tense of cast is cast, not casted. You all cast your votes for Kamala Harris, right? Good.

Our daughters' daughters will adore us / And they'll sing in grateful chorus / “Well done, Sister Suffragette!"

Just thinking about the musical Suffs today is making me cry.

Any Schneider is just tweeting out Mary Poppins lyrics today and is somehow saying everything.

I’m actually very confident but 2016 trauma has me braced for disaster. I’m ready to tuck and roll.

This account is an impersonation of The Lincoln Project. Please report these assholes.

What a devastating indictment of our country.

Here’s the thing though. Texas has more Harris voters than all of New England. In Georgia, 50.7% of voters voted for Trump, but in Illinois, 45% did. The red states are not disposable and a lot of blue states are awfully smug about a few percentage points.