It is getting very difficult to determine which MAGA fiasco is supposed to be a distraction from the other MAGA fiascos.

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Hallucinante image extraterrestre ! 🤯 En haut à droite de cette photo, vous verrez un croissant de lune. Mais ça n'est pas notre lune, c'est Phobos, vue depuis Mars peu après le coucher du soleil. Maintenant regardez le petit point à côté de la lune. C'est nous. C'est la Terre.

Most countries just have elections; America has a year-long psychodrama in which it acts out its nightmares and fantasies before the whole world.

ChatGPT won’t kill consulting because you don’t pay the consultants for the recommendation You pay them for the branded rubber stamp + political air-cover for the strategy you were going to implement in the first place

I've been around these premises long enough that you hopefully won't mistake me for woke, but the Haitian immigrant stuff is profoundly racist and you should substantially lower your esteem for anybody engaging in it.

Disappointment comes to everyone as they age. It’s inevitable. The universal response is not bitterness, however, and there’s no reason it has to be. Like everything else, how you react to disappointment comes down to your character and personality.

Not to mention, how did Kamala getting the questions leaked make Donald give such stupid answers?

.Bill Ackman is a putz. But I repeat myself.

Four more years of Aitana Bonmatí Conca terrorizing Liga F and the Champions League. 😆

It me

Okay, that is pretty cool. But using a Dremel for detail work does seem like a bit of a cheat. 🤨

The only solution for a bad guy with a gun is a 5 Handicap with a 9 iron.

Thoughts and prayers

This is an accurate observation.

You know, @nycmayor, we’re not really as stupid as you seem to think. Everybody shot in this episode, including the policeman himself, was shot by a cop. Maybe your police department needs more training and fewer firearms.

"Where do I sign up to place my company's ads next to Elon's funny assassination jokes?" - every corporate chief marketing officer

Did the nutter actually shoot at Trump? Allegedly, he was 500 yards away with an AK-47. I’m no expert, but that strikes me as a very difficult shot for even a trained sniper. ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

you called?

My 8-year-old saw the thumbnail for "The Boy and the Heron" on Max, and said "Is that a new Miyazaki movie?" I said yes, and added, "It's supposed to be great." "All Miyazaki movies are great!" he said. My work here is done.