Nothing to say for himself! Dedicated Detectives wouldn’t rest until they apprehended the man suspected of the shooting on a Bronx sidewalk a week ago that endangered the lives of two young children. Now let’s get him behind bars where he belongs.

I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored.

I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says “Never Mind”.

That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.

Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.

Prison Tattoos and Their Meanings: I always wondered what the teardrop meant. goo.gl/YUNoMu - sp

Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

'You're cute when you're mad.'' ''Well, I'm about to get real fucking adorable.''

Before you judge someone, judge yourself.

Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping= Parents decide to vacuum for 3 hours.

When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I have no money, there's everything.

Will a Capricorn clash with your zodiac personality? Maybe! Find out now! bit.ly/1cTz5xX - sp

When the person you like is a slow texter, the minutes feel like forever.

I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

I want to refresh my mind, delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes and save all the happy moments.

Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.