Here's some #WednesdayWisdom for ya - Become a pizza delivery person because then, literally nobody will be disappointed to see you.

Hey Allison Lorraine any chance your thighs can be my #FridayFeeling and you can return the favor?

tfw I told everyone I'd win my @UWA_legacy debut and nobody believed me

@SedonaSkyGCW That's right, you give her a good licking. It won't be Christmas coming early, I can guarantee that.

Finding out I'm teaming with Cassidy Carter-Marshall 🖤 for the next @UWA_legacy #TNT show

I mean Cartel:NxtGen rewards hard work and what the fans want. Is this because no one's chanting for you @torystreet_? Do something about it

@SedonaSkyGCW Hey, you can open my match ANY time. I'd like to open your....You know what? Never mind, see you at Pandemonium, sweet cheeks

Hey @BadGirlMikaylah I'm sure @UWA_legacy or Cartel:NxtGen could use a face like yours on their posters and a body like that in their rings

Hey Laura Daniels nice tits. Can I cosplay as your bra?

Hey, so I guess it's me and @FlyinMyers to crown the UWA Cruiserweight champ at Against All Odds. It's your song! youtu.be/CkGg1bzfSys

Tonight, biggest match of my @UWA_legacy career so far.

@UWA_legacy The only epic fail here is that joke of an X-Limits champ you got there. Well, the only UWA fail I care to mention right now.

So it turns out, I'm the first ever UWA Cruiserweight champion after all. Told ya. #MOTN

#LiesITellMyself That I'm not the most handsome, charming, talented, popular guy on the planet. Hug me, ladies, my lies are upsetting.

Well, I didn't get the lovely Cassidy Carter-Marshall 🖤 in the @UWA_legacy Cruiserweight title finals but I get her friend at Cartel:NxtGen on Friday

See you Friday, @TheValkyrieCNG

So it turns out the main Cartel:NxtGen champion was a coward after all. Huh.

4 cruisers fighting to try and challenge me for my title and @FlyinMyers in the Icon tournament. I guess we're taking over now, right?