@The_Red_Major *Shoves away* Go find some tissues you sick... THING

@The_Red_Major no let go of me. *shoves*

@The_Red_Major WHY ME I HAVE WORK

@The_Red_Major *TRIES ESCAPE*

@The_Red_Major NOOO

@The_Red_Major EW GET TISSUES

@The_Red_Major *GOES TO CLEAN UP*

@The_Red_Major No, please dont!

@The_Red_Major *groans and gets tissues*

*eats chocolate* *files paperwork* *chuckles at current deaths* *sips coffee* Get r3kt n0ob

*whistles while safe dking paperwork* *realizes that heavy could send him on a suicide mission at any second* *Nervous whistles*

Found the goat... And a cult... bloody hell

((things I never thought I would never say but just did "DONT PUT RANDOM PANTIES ON DOGS"))

*does paperwork* *checks cameras in lab D* * watches the people run around pointlessly* Oh right they need to be killed

*asleep on his desk*

*wakes up* what? What did I miss

*Bad sneeze he is SICK*

*Rapidly does paperwork*

*coughs*

Normally, I shrug off dead bodies near my camper. But when they try tO BITE ME! Then we have a bloody problem!