Now accepting dating applications. Requirements: Must be a mechanic or be rich enough to pay to fix my fucking car.

Sorry, I was MIA. I was drunk the entire long weekend.

“did your tattoos hurt” yes and i liked it

Just had an insane thunderstorm and my soul is now replenished

Anything other than Lays is an abomination

I hate fruit

Woah! That was a terrifying experience driving the #coquihalla, just north of Britton Creek. I’m shaking! 😱💔 We made it through just as they were stopping southbound traffic DriveBC #bcwildfires #Kamloops 7pm August 15, 2021

Nah, fam. Raw Violet or no Violet.

It’s exhausting being boring

This is my favourite song right now. Listen to it. open.spotify.com/track/16ufCOlM…

FUCK ME UP, PLEASE

Because I think my music taste is bomb, here’s another great one. open.spotify.com/track/0Tj5Dm8T…

I think the tenant upstairs is trying to ask me out but I can’t fully tell.

This song fucks me up open.spotify.com/track/3GSMJpuz…

Before I go to sleep, I need to drop this tune: open.spotify.com/track/3GYv8hxv…

Mayday Parade never disappoints. open.spotify.com/track/55XIqvny…