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It’s true that Trump has only managed to secure one international trade deal since taking office, but in his defense, the book wasn’t called “The Art of the Deals.”

I see Smash has announced its closing date. Is there any way we can blame this on the peanuts Ellis put in that smoothie?

Hillbilly Elegy: the sitcom. Mondays at 8:30 on CBS.

Not content with having protected Americans from the threat of migrant waitresses and hairdressers, the Trump administration now fearlessly defends us against rampaging middle-aged senators

Honestly? I go online and keep refreshing until I find a bad review by some rando and then I obsess over it. And then maybe some cake.

Unbelievably excited to be working with Ensemble Theatre Cincinnati, and not just because I know that anytime I’m sharing a season slate with Donnetta Lavinia Grays I’m doing something right

President Trump would like to thank everyone who attended his birthday parade, and fortunately it won’t take long to do so individually and in person.

I mean who among us hasn’t protested for money as a lucrative side hustle ericpfeffinger.com/blog/2017/02/2…

Kristi Noem has been hospitalized due to an allergic reaction. Medical personnel say she may have accidentally come into contact with trace amounts of actual information.

Hopefully one day we’ll be around for our grandkids to ask us what it was like when the country was anxiously waiting while the former TV game show host decided whether or not to plunge us into war.

“Hello customer service? I have a complaint. I clearly ordered the MAGA special and what I got was high prices, mounting debt and foreign wars.”

Why does Trump always answer policy questions like Scott Bakula just jumped into his body and he has to vamp until he figures out where he is

And now Trump's bringing back the War on Christmas.

“In about two weeks” is Trump’s “rosy-fingered dawn”

Remember when the Bush administration struck Iraq so hard it reversed the earth’s rotation and took us back to a time when Iraq never had WMDs in the first place? Fingers crossed Trump’s hit on Iran has similar effects

I bust bunkers On a sunny day Blow up some stuff Then we fly away I guess we say Foreign wars are just okay My war My war My war Talkin bout my war

Bill Clinton did some robocalls endorsing Andrew Cuomo for mayor, bolstering his already robust support in the sex pest demographic

Bill Clinton did some robocalls endorsing Andrew Cuomo for mayor, presumably because Harvey Weinstein was busy