Im so OVER being unwell.

Almost 30 years of age & cried with relief when I didn’t pass out from a bloody test 😏 small wins.

What a bloody lovely weekend 👩‍👧🤎

A poorly Rosie means a midday nap. I’d forgotten how much you can get done in an hour.

Burnout is sneaky because you don’t realize you’re borrowing from tomorrow to push through today.

Two new tyres & a (half)tank of fuel in the same week.

I didn’t expect toilet training a toddler to be this emotional. I’m so proud of her I could burst. ❤️

Lime pickle by the spoonful.

A lie in wasn’t something I expected this Mother’s Day anyway, but the fact the clocks go forward an hour as well just takes the piss to be honest.

Me: I deserve a nice big glass of wine tonight. It’s been a long week. My brain: It’s only Tuesday. Me: Who the fuck asked you.

Will I ever go to the toilet without the door handle being tried, tiny knocks waiting for a response or hearing ‘MUMMY’ 🙃😂

🫶🏼💫❤️

Anyone else just absolutely exhausted 100% of the time.

So much s**t has happened to me this week for it to NOW be Friday 13th? Na. I dread to think.

Friday night again. Well done to everyone who made it through another week despite having no clue what you’re doing.

Queuing to see the Queen lying in state would have made for an EXCEPTIONAL Outnumbered episode