the gap in my resume? yeah it’s called playing outside

when i see patti lupone getting canceled on the TL

This can’t be the same Hinge Zohran met his wife on

this is fmudhdjdbdjsjdb

This would work on me

All truly great Christmas media recognizes the inherent melancholy of the holiday season

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

when we started this miserable year never did i think gay hockey christmas would bring us all together

I LOVE YOUS WHILE SOBBING IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS AND “not anymore” I COUKD DIE RIGHT NOW

shoutout to the original crave production funded by the canadian gov and to every single citizen whose taxes made heated rivalry possible i love you guys

The most important lip sync since Tom Holland’s “Umbrella”

this is actually exactly what happened to me

"you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over"

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do

how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.

A lot of men’s first and only idea of gender equality is "does that mean I can punch a woman now?" and I find that very telling.

There are no such thing as crisis actors bc there’s no such thing as an actor who booked a job and kept it a secret

I place kindness at the top of my list of human virtues. A fat ass is a close second.