my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

my party trick is that I can get an unlimited amount of cigarettes from strangers at the bar by being a sweet lady

I bet it feels so good to be a lava lamp

the moon told me so

i may be dumb but not as hell

i get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life

Not all angels are in heaven for example I’m in the smoke shop

can i come over and just like be there

and for the lady, perhaps 17 beers?

do people seriously live in australia or is that like a joke

loving a flower so much you leave it the fuck alone

Dan Murphy's opening hours

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

i wish i could text my cat