Envy Smith (@envychanph) 's Twitter Profile
Envy Smith

@envychanph

Arm yourself because no one else here will save you.

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calendar_today11-07-2022 15:12:15

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Rewatched some of the Harry Potter movies with discord buddies and in retrospect, education in Hogwarts is a massive occupational health and safety violation and it's amazing how it kept operating for centuries 🤣

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I'm hanging out in a Starbucks while waiting for my wheels to get aligned and I'm so happy I can work from my phone now.

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The iphone having USB-C symbolizes USB-C's victory over Lightning, and its victory as the standard for cables. This is good because now, #USB-C can just focus on winning the war against itself 😂

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Ang hirap pala mag pack ng 6 months worth of a departing loved one's personal things sa kotse. It feels na you're disassembling parts of your soul and separating with it.

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Missed opportunities don't kill. Mistakes do. The car you weren't able to buy today won't lead to your death, but the car you drove drunk just might.

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People are willing to be anti-consumer to themselves if it means they'll win internet arguments. Yes loyal consumer, shoot the messenger and defend the corporations.

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I'm juggling full-time employment, 3 businesses, gradschool, favors for friends, being a good son, and being a good boyfriend. I should be overwhelmed. I should be exhausted. But I'm not. Because I'd rather have this than anything else.

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I'll take a quiet life A handshake of carbon monoxide And no alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises