The $femcel apocalypse is coming.

IGGY AZALEA blocked me because she's a $femcel.

Always gotta keep it on its toes

Maybe self driving cars suck because they’re engineered by goober dweebs who don’t know how to drive

100 years ago someone in a San Francisco marketing office had a premonition

Why does nobody talk about this

Was talking to my ancestor, the Sawman: “Yeah I input words and talk into this magic box and then I get a small fortune. But it’s not in gold it’s just numbers that show up in the box. What about you?” He just shows me this picture:

The number of spam calls we’re all getting now should be a national emergency

I went past the ICE recruiter office and I saw a lot of purple hair in line waiting to apply

Why is sleeping so great?

Why isn’t it January yet?

It’s better to have accidentally gooned then to have never edged at all

NWO Excel was always here. Even before man was, Excel waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner

The anti-AI crew is casting spells on me now bros

Let’s go Canada!

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