|{He holds the taser @SassyDilettante gives him carefully.}| Hm. It doesn't look /that/ scary. Can I use it? Let's go find Theo!

||; WE HAVE THE BEST IDEAS. x.com/SassyDilettant…

|{Nearly headbutting @SassyDilettante as he moved to sit up quickly, he pauses as she presses her lips to his, once.}| Um. Yes. Let's go?

+ purposely point the taser at myself, @SassyDilettante. |{Worse things have happened to him, okay? He's terrible.}|

+ hand in his. Then back up at @SassyDilettante. He thinks he's in love.}| Right. Um. Help me find my keys?

+ while to find him, @SassyDilettante.

+ the kinks out before turning to @SassyDilettante.}| I think they're in my pocket. |{He stares at her, suggestively.}|

|{He turns to @SassyDilettante, grinning.}| I won't tell anyone if you won't. |{He flips the taser in his hand expertly. He loves his dad.}|

|{Just... drools. Drools so much. @SassyDilettante is so... especially when she does things like this!}| I... uh. |{Can't formulate words.}|

+ take me ten minutes, tops, to find that crazy psychopath. @SassyDilettante, you could always hang back.

+ lifts a brow at @SassyDilettante.}| Front. |{He winks.}|

|{He rolls his eyes, but knows when to accept defeat, so he nods and grabs ahold of @SassyDilettante's hand.}| Whatever you say.

+ his pocket, he squirms. He's ticklish, okay?}| Um, yeah. Just - other pocket. I think, @SassyDilettante.