Oh yes, did I mention that Thames Water 💧 want to pay their shareholders £2,000,000,000 over the next few years?

What, nobody told you? 🤔

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I remember when the Head of the Sixth Form College that I attended in Leeds, England asked my what wanted to study at university. I replied it was always my dream to become a doctor. She laughed in my face & said that medical school is too competitive, I’ll never get in & to…

Lovely people, I would really appreciate it if you could furnish this with your signature. Xxx

MPs on social media during election time.

Dear Suella Braverman MP

This is what a hate march looks like.

Hope this helps. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…

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The four possible reactions to your biscuit falling into your tea:

1. Abandon tea, it’s over, move on.
2. Attempt to fish the biscuit out, either with fingers (painful) or spoon.
3. Continue to drink tea cautiously but leave half an inch, keeping the biscuity sludge hidden and…

What’s something all British children are taught?

I’ll go first:

Swans can and will break your arm.

In the midst of 'Raynergate' we should all remember that James Daly MP has a parliamentary majority of just 105.
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#IStandwithTrudiWarner
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They deserve to lose every seat and be forever banished to the joke books of history.

Andrea Jenkyns MP 🇬🇧 Seriously. The Conservatives are the most corrupt, lying bunch ever to have entered Westminster. Shame on you.

Should Angela Rayner resign from the Labour front bench?

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The inventors of the lightsaber created it after complaints about the heavysaber.

Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time

Oh. My mistake.

Visualising what Roman Emperors would look like

📹by Juanjo Ortega G
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What do these people do with that kind of income... Shameful..

If you want to know how power works in the UK contrast the press interest in (1) the £1,500 of capital gains tax Angela Rayner is said to have evaded with (2) the tens of millions Lord Ashcroft denies having evaded. 🧵