hot girl in her 20s: it’s so weird but i keep getting lucky and everything works out in my favor

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

You can get away with any hateful or dangerous ideology you want as long as you call yourself a Christian.

My bad, I thought we all hated white supremacists

fundamentally the right doesn’t care about “free speech” or “comedy”. the right cares about the ability to make disparaging comments about marginalized people without consequence as a way to assert superiority.

As well as being a genuine sweetheart, I am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that’s okay, because this is actually very endearing to the right person

it has always worked out for you. it always works out for you. it will always work out for you.

No offense but I think we underestimate how many of our current problems, both cultural and political, are downstream of the decline in reading, the decline in learning and the loss of interest in the humanities.

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

this year felt like being awake during surgery

i am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone except the spineless members of Congress who worked 87 days this year with full pay and benefits, and then stripped healthcare from millions and left for vacation. I hope you all have exactly the year you deserve.

1st day of the best year of my life.

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse