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Just 'cause I can be responsible with the brain cell doesn't mean I am.

Ya heard right.

I've been told I shouldn't go committin' arson... but if we Rayshift out to a battlefield, it might not be a same thing, but we can definitely get away with it.

No one remembers me for bein’ particularly chivalrous. I’m remembered for my bad mouth an’ temper, an’ better yet, my literal affinity for fire. Few battles took place somewhere populated, but with more modern Grail Wars it’s a lot more likely. A fire could easily start at night.

// funny that it seems to be Helix hitting it off with Kay rather than Malleus, partially for lack-of-muse/interaction reasons but still

Hah, may be for the best. I suppose introductions are in order; Sir Kay, at your service. [He gives a small bow.] I'm very resistant, an' very good at startin' 'em. Great minds do think alike, I agree.

The pleasure is mine, sir. It's always interestin' meetin' new mages out here. You're such a vibrant bunch. Don't worry 'bout the details, most of 'em aren't gonna meet your expectations anyway. The skills you'll enjoy the most are the least read ones.

I have a feelin' I'm needed in the kitchen right this second.

The other knights never like to bring up those times I used a pseudonym or went 'round in disguise. Sure, Lancelot walks 'round in my armor an' it's fine. I use a fake name an' suddenly it's a crime.

I don't care what we find out, I'm not bleachin' my hair.

By that way if that IS me, that'd better be Bedivere's spear.

I'll refrain from personal opinions but that's not a title I ever tried to claim.

Good luck gettin' our pops to agree. He won't do it easily.

I leave the room for FIVE MINUTES.

This is why he's banned from the Chaldea kitchen.