Tattoos make such great body mods y’all 😩❤️ I have my hair down today and put in my big hoop earrings and instead of feeling a twinge of dysphoria for looking too femme, I caught a glimpse of my new tattoo and the wave of gender euphoria was !!!!!! like!! there I am!!

If the eggnog doesn’t taste like I’m gagging on Santa’s dick what are we even doing here

I’m halfway through Fellowship of the Ring and Chapter 10 should really be renamed “Dunking on Aragorn” bc why are they going in so hard on him for being ugly 😭

“Psh, I don’t need a man for this,” I say, committing several OSHA violations.

If you’re wondering what being 30 is like it’s just [opens the cabinets under my sink when it’s below 20 degrees outside without anyone telling me to]

In a wild turn of events, I’ve discovered that getting and using a small lamp (I got one for $13 today) rather than the “big light” will actually make your bedroom feel like a bedroom immediately

Apparently using ✨ means something made with A| now?? Bro fuck you I love using that emoji you're taking that from me too??? Fuck you and the prompt you came on

hey folks! I set up a blue/sky account with the same username: enbyofdionysos I wanted to give a heads up that I’m moving over there what with The Weirdo straight up doing the nazi salute 🥴

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

Protect your flock

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a little #samanddwalin WIP!!

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